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Child E asks Dad E if he'll grow up capitalized like dad, dad says yes, but he has to stay away from drugs, guns, and white-out.
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Restaurant for birds in a tree called Homestyle Restaurant, sign boasts that food is just like mothers used to regurgitate.
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One typewriter tells another her son discovered his Shift key, and now he's starting to say curse words with symbols instead of letters, like #@!%.
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Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
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Snowman mom tells son, Casey, to stop eating his nose, which is a carrot, or the neighbors will think she never feeds him.
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Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.
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Popeye on the phone with mom telling her he appreciates her negotiating his contract except for the clause having him eat spinach in each episode.
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Key reads scary story to small keys on a stormy night, book is called, "The Skeleton Key."
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Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.
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Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
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Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.