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One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
Two envelopes are talking about how Betty's husband got sent away.
Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Honey, how's your diet going'".
Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
Husband faxes wife dirty diaper and asks for clean one in return because he doesn't know how to change the baby's diaper.
One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected cheating, but didn't expect to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.
Husband apologizes to wife for coming home late, says he hit every red light on the way, car has several traffic signals stuck to front.
Husband orange tells judge he wants divorce because he wanted kids and wife never told him she was seedless.
Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.