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  • Two dinosaurs sit down for a meal of couch potatoes on their plates, which happen to be actual people laying on couches.
  • A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
  • Daughter tells Mom she is making a ballerina costume for Halloween out of an old, white dress (Wedding Gown) she found in back of Mom's closet.
  • Man on one knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a ring with a worm coming out of it.
  • Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
  • Wife gives husband birthday gift of dent puller, touch-up paint, and auto body gift certificate, he asks if there's something she needs to tell him.
  • Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
  • Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
  • One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
  • Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
  • One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
  • Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected cheating, but didn't expect to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.


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