Clyde meets death in the bathroom and they brush teeth together.
Man's resume boasts of his beer drinking skills.
The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.
Chocolate frosted birthday cake become white when bird poops on cake.
A basketball player's foot vanishes because he uses cream to make athlete's foot disappear.
Man tells son he is listening to the very best of America and it is a list of first responders and o
Young person is thankful that he is not the PR person for Anthrax band.
Assembly plant has difficulty fitting satellite dishes in cars for satellite radio.
Computer informs that music subscription download time may be a while due to legal battles.
The elves show Santa an advanced surveillance operation to keep track of who's naughty.
Two coworkers gain weight over the Thanksgiving holiday.