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Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
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One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
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Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
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Lucy, the blood cell, runs off with another blood cell in the artery, while Tim, the blood cell, waits in vain - in the vein.
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One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
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Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
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Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
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A clearly aged Charlie Brown sits on bench and wonders how he can get little gray-haired girl to notice him.
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One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
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Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.
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Car salesman at bar is upset, tells friend the girl never loved him, she just wanted good deal on Mercedes, implying that he was used.
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Man takes hanger out of closet, hanger begs him not to hang up the tacky polyester suit because he has a big date tonight.