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  • Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
  • A clearly aged Charlie Brown sits on bench and wonders how he can get little gray-haired girl to notice him.
  • One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
  • Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.
  • Car salesman at bar is upset, tells friend the girl never loved him, she just wanted good deal on Mercedes, implying that he was used.
  • Man takes hanger out of closet, hanger begs him not to hang up the tacky polyester suit because he has a big date tonight.
  • Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
  • One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
  • Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Woman thanks man for bone china, says he put so much of himself into it, man lies on floor implying he has no bones.
  • Man wonders if there is any hope since he met another girl who won't give him time of day, girl's wearing several clocks and watches.


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