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A shark wears blood-scented cologne.
A man's date swoons off a balcony.
A man asks for the most popular table in a restaurant, and people climb on it while he's trying to eat.
A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
Otis the octopus gets ready for a date by applying deodorant to his many underarms from an economy-sized deodorant applicator.
A revolver sits in chair watching TV while thinking how he doesn't need a date because it's good to watch TV alone every weekend.
Werewolf examines a bottle of moon block, realizing that it must be applied evenly since he has experienced a partial transformation under the full moon.
A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
Flight attendant, sensing turbulence in the relationship, puts her tray in an upright position - right in her boyfriend's face.
Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.