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  • A bird can't poop on a car, so he paints it with white paint instead.
  • A woman lies outside to get a tan, but her painters drop paint on her instead.
  • Mall stores now change color once you've visited them, like websites.
  • Anti-fur protestors throw paint on a woman because they think she's wearing a fur coat, but it's just shed hair from her cats.
  • Pinocchio goes shopping for paint to cover his bald spot.
  • A can of paint's boss criticizes it for not applying itself.
  • People get turned into paint thinner.
  • A turkey disguises itself as an endangered owl so the farmer won't kill it for Thanksgiving.
  • Comics artist draws mom’s Family Ties neckties, brothers’ Inferior Court & Who band art in heaven, dad’s nothing, wife’s flirty pick up sticks & daughter’s poopy diaper daddy Father’s Day cartoon jokes.
  • Nude Descending Staircase artist Duchamp’s baby drawing of father’s trip falling down stairs isn’t appreciated.
  • Vincent van Gogh has a bad ear day.
  • Jackson Pollock's assistant is a dog.


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