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The Pillsbury Dough Boy gets crushed by a box of powdered sugar and the police plan to eat him instead of helping him.
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An anteater sprays another anteater's house with sugar to attract ants.
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Connected measuring spoons will all have to be washed if one is dirty.
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Product failures chunky pulp milk, caffeinated baby formula, salty Dr Pepper soda, Lee Press-On nose hair, sugar sweet toothpaste, stinky tuna Chicken of the Sea fish perfume, spicy cajun Preparation-H, gross leftover parts chicken soup, vegetable flavor popsicles & feline sleeping pills for insomniac cats.
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Willy Wonka gets heart surgery and the surgeon needs candy to fix him.
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A witch who lives in a gingerbread house has to call an exterminator because she has ants.
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Godzilla's wife nags him for eating too much starch when he eats a laundromat.
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A tooth thinks the tooth next to him is getting a lobotomy for eating candy.
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Different foods in stomach are told exactly where to go, with carrots headed for the eyes, milk to the bones, and cake to the butt.
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Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
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Person wonders why box of cereal is empty, even though label says it has no sugar, no additives, no fat, and no calories.