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A professor is trying to figure out what should go in the blank of "Running around like a ____ with its head cut off."
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The egg nog at the Christmas holiday party is so old that it's become chicken nog.
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Old MacDonald sells his farm animals to a meat wholesaler so he can get some rest in his retirement.
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A turkey has plastic surgery to get her wattle removed.
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A turkey disguises itself as an endangered owl so the farmer won't kill it for Thanksgiving.
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A turkey mystic psychic foresees that another turkey will become Thanksgiving dinner.
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Chickens wait in an alley to attack a politician who promises a chicken in every pot.
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A chicken has hands where angels usually have wings.
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A group of ducks complains that Chuck Berry's duck walk is offensive.
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A duck cheats on her husband in the bath, so she tells her lover to pretend to be a rubber duck.
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A fish's spines stab a male duck's crotch.
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One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
