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  • Fish's fortune reveals that he'll appear on a bed of rice.
  • Fortune teller asks job applicant where he'll be in five years.
  • Salmon add phrase "when upstream" to fortune cookies instead of "in bed."
  • A man smashes a psychic's crystal ball and she says he's thinking of a fortune cookie.
  • Worm fortune-teller predicts her client will decide golf is one big headache because golf spike is about to enter his head.
  • A surgeon gets a fortune from his patient's stomach during surgery.
  • Man opens a fortune cookie at a Chinese Restaurant and receives everything except 1 as a lucky number.
  • A cow visiting a fortune teller gets a fortune about being cooked on hot coals.
  • A mouse gets excited to be purchased at a pet store, but the man buying it is going to feed it to his snake.
  • A mouse tries to hypnotize a cat, but ends up telling the future instead.
  • A dog sees a fortune teller and learns her future.
  • A woman wants her 'Tea-Mail' deleted after seeing a fortune teller.


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