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Female peahen waits on bed for male peacock mate but his tail is too wide to fit through door.
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Boyfriend wears garish clashing clothes because cat napping in basket prevented washing laundry.
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Sexy lightning bug entices lover to bed to read book lighted by bottom.
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Couples counselor says it’s great kid filled piggy bank dad & money full Russian nesting doll couple switched traditional family roles.
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Desert cacti at restaurant covers water glass blocking plant waitstaff’s drink pitcher.
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Potatohead lady on date complains potato eye sprouting Mr Potatohead’s internet pics looked younger.
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Kitty on owner’s laptop online date wants to shed all over girlfriend’s black dress.
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Praying mantis on date at bar with decapitated mate complains we don’t talk anymore.
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Baseball annoyed by irritating date’s finger joint popping thinks last time I date a knuckle ball.
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Sleepless couple in bed mistakenly buy painful sharp discomforter blanket.
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Lady tells date kitty on laptop online meeting in other room will take a while to get used to him.
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Honeybee on smartphone sees flowers online dating profile looking for a third sex partner.