Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
Police officer key says the fried key on the ground was last seen with a kite enthusiast named Franklin, implying Benjamin Franklin discovering electricity.
Attorney tells Tooth Fairy 37 years ago, he neglected client's tooth, they ask for 25 cents plus compounded monthly interest and pain, suffering, mental anguish.
Man in office holds tiny piece of paper, loan officer says it's same loan agreement as before, just removed each "hereby, therefore, hereinafter, and heretofore."