Search Criteria

Search:

Sort By:

You searched for: car

Click on a cartoon for a larger view and find out how to order for your projects.
  • Traffic helicopter wrecked on Route 93 broadcasts that drivers should find alternate routes because traffic on 93 is backed up more than usual.
  • Cars driving on interstate with a sign that shows "Food This Exit", not realizing the exit leads straight to dinner table of dinosaur.
  • Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
  • Hal stares out window of a Used Q-Tip store, wondering where he went wrong because other stores offer used cars, used furniture, and used clothes.
  • Two traffic lights in front of automobile accident, one signal light says to other she doesn't care whose turn it was, red isn't her color.
  • Hector draws picture for judge in court, showing how he made an R-turn instead of U-turn to get out of traffic violation.

  • Race car driver, Mario Andretti, is stuck behind student drivers on a highway with no passing for 500 miles.
  • Detectives question Bernie the battery, asking him if he powered the bank robber's getaway car, but Bernie was never charged.
  • Electric eel leaves repair shop at bottom of ocean that specializes in replacing shocks, and his electric shocks are much better.
  • Shortcut Driving School instructor tells student, "Excellent!" when student drives through fence into a yard as a shortcut.
  • Husband apologizes to wife for coming home late, says he hit every red light on the way, car has several traffic signals stuck to front.
  • Turtle coming out of a store wonders where he parked because the parking lot is full of turtle shells that all look the same.


You searched for: car