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  • A fish funeral director sells a fish widow toliet coffins.
  • A professor is trying to figure out what should go in the blank of "Running around like a ____ with its head cut off."
  • Doctor prescribes fluids for fish, but the fish die because they drank their bowl water.
  • A man has to decide whether to die in a shark attack or keep his New Year's resolution to be honest.
  • A fish surrounded by broken alcohol bottles has a headache and swears he'll never eat another tequila worm.
  • A shark helps a man who lost his glasses in the ocean.
  • A man buys a cat-proof aquarium to keep his pet from eating his fish, but the cat gets a wrecking ball to smash the tank.
  • A fish describes a worm on a fish hook as being like peanut butter: smooth and creamy, but it sticks to the roof of your mouth.
  • A flesh eating fish is on a diet where he can only bite people's pinkie toes.
  • A shark gets mad at his girlfriend because she wants to leave him for another shark who has a swimmer's body.
  • A fish escapes from an aquarium over a toilet.
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You searched for: fish