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  • A porcupine acupuncturist loses his needles in his patient's quills.
  • New Year's Day in emergency room sees patients with champagne bottle cork injuries.
  • Patient gets bendy arms from Dr. Seuss to scratch rash.
  • A woman's impatiens flowers pester her to water them faster.
  • A surgeon decides he can't allow flash photography in the operating room any more.
  • A caterpillar's date goes upstairs to change and takes forever because she's turning into a butterfly.
  • Doctor operating says patient's rudeness and nasty disposition is treated by surgically removing the hair up his gluteus maximus.
  • Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
  • Doctor tells patient who has dark stains under arms that he needs to exercise, eat healthy, and keep deodorant and spray paint in different cabinets.
  • Dentist, while tossing away small frames, tells patient the situation is bad because the germs have set up offices with diplomas, certificates, and wall hangings.
  • Tub of yogurt lying on couch tells psychiatrist that lately, he has been feeling unnatural.
  • Patient wants doctor's assurance before his physical that doctor's medical journals are more up-to-date than waiting room magazines.


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