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A lizard's breakaway tail thwarts predators and unwanted romantic advances.
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A statue tells her boyfriend that he used to put her on a pedestal.
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A woman can't think of a reason not to go out with a man, but when he calls later she'll have had time to find one.
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A neutered dog still knows how to seduce his date.
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A man's date swoons off a balcony.
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A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
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Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
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Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
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Plant's plan to grow up to lady flower in planter doesn't factor in toro mower.
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Cupid accidentally grabs his archery bag instead of the magic love arrows.
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Earth notices a volcano, like a pimple, on his forehead before his date with Venus.