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  • A man squirts his new date with a cherry tomato by accident.
  • A dog breaks up with her boyfriend to date his brother, but she says it in a cutesy dog voice so he doesn't mind.
  • A Pez dispenser asks his waiter to shove his meal down his neck.
  • A beaver eats Pinocchio and is glad because he came with toothpicks.
  • A man buys a burger at Mickey D's that has Mickey Mouse inside it.
  • A bowl of alphabet soup warns a man that his waiter spit in it.
  • A restaurant called T.G.I. Mondays is full of miserable people.
  • A man on a date says he doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve, but that's because he wears it on his pant leg.
  • A funeral director asks a chicken widow how crispy she wants her cremated husband to be.
  • A cop who moonlights as a waiter offers his patrons pepper spray.
  • Mother Goose's husband recites dirty poetry.
  • Dead chickens go in KFC buckets instead of coffins.


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