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  • Bob Dylan gets an electric lawn mower.
  • A chapstick factory relocates to be near Steven Tyler, Carly Simon, and Mick Jagger to increase profits.
  • A young Ozzy Osbourne bit the heads off all the chocolate bunnies on Easter.
  • A conductor's instructions are simply to wave his hands around until the music stops.

  • A news anchor reports that Pinocchio's nose is smaller and his skin is lighter because he's had plastic surgery.
  • After being booted out of the Beatles, drummer Pete Best tries to market a solo album, "Aargh! Darn it! Darn it all!"
  • UFOs try to construct the perfect Earthling using DNA from powerful and popular people, but the DNA they collected is all from ugly or stupid famous people.
  • Little Red Riding Hood becomes a blues musician.
  • Comics artist draws mom’s Family Ties neckties, brothers’ Inferior Court & Who band art in heaven, dad’s nothing, wife’s flirty pick up sticks & daughter’s poopy diaper daddy Father’s Day cartoon jokes.
  • A drummer says it's "cosmic" how his roommate always wakes up at the same time he does, but really he's just waking him up with his drums.
  • Celebrity Tina Turner’s Cousin It hair wig, Neil Diamond cubic zirconium name, Corey Hart fast food flop, living Monkees copy dead Beatle tape & Snoop Doggy Dogg pays Snoopy copyright rock & roll musician facts.
  • A group of ducks complains that Chuck Berry's duck walk is offensive.


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