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Man thinks about date, he complimented service, asked for another date, showed her food on his dental floss, wonders why she got sick and left.
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Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.
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Man preparing to kill turkey for Thanksgiving yells at turkey to come back, he can't fly, but turkey has lots of incentive to fly away.
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Mr. Potatohead scolds son, Oscar, for using the f-word, Oscar had said French fries.
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Godzilla destroys bed and breakfast house, as he's getting ready to eat someone in a bed, he says that bed and breakfast seems redundant.
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Two coworkers gain weight over the Thanksgiving holiday.
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Linus makes giant pumpkin pie from great pumpkin.
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Doctor prescribes painful suggestions for patient on April Fools Day.
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Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.