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Zeppelins resent a small balloon at their high school reunion.
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The town's sealer of weights and measures gets in trouble for revealing his wife's measurements.
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A woman keeps pushing her diet back until after the holidays, but once the holidays end her Girl Scout cookies arrive.
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People work out in preparation for Thanksgiving, while a turkey tries to be too skinny to be killed.
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A pig teases her husband about his fat stomach.
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A man feels insecure at the beach, but his wife says she prefers his washing-machine sized stomach to toned men's washboard stomachs.
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A godzilla eats shieks for breakfast and lunch.
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Natural wonders for sand fleas include a grand canyon made by a woman's buttocks.
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A man eating a low fat snack only has fat on the lower half of his body.
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Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Honey, how's your diet going'".
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Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
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Person wonders why box of cereal is empty, even though label says it has no sugar, no additives, no fat, and no calories.
