Salesman delivers aggressive sales pitch explaining how four-bladed razors work, with the first razor distracting, second razor grabbing, third razor punching, and fourth razor cutting.
Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
Man gives presentation about changing next year's cat calendar to reflect real life, such as January: Spunky coughs up furball, March: Clyde misses litterbox.