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  • A wolf thinks 3 megabytes of RAM is like three bites out of a ram.
  • A tire store sells blown out tires.
  • Boa constrictor with a big, full belly sits at desk, and upon learning about the arrival of another salesman, agrees to squeeze one more in.
  • Salesman delivers aggressive sales pitch explaining how four-bladed razors work, with the first razor distracting, second razor grabbing, third razor punching, and fourth razor cutting.
  • Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
  • Hal stares out window of a Used Q-Tip store, wondering where he went wrong because other stores offer used cars, used furniture, and used clothes.
  • Three people in ocean, two skinny, one in middle is fat, and two sharks decide they will each get more by taking out the middleman.
  • Fish watches fish salesman swim away, thinking to himself that he was a great salesman because he bought several boxes of moisturizing lotion.
  • Turtle coming out of a store wonders where he parked because the parking lot is full of turtle shells that all look the same.
  • Car salesman at bar is upset, tells friend the girl never loved him, she just wanted good deal on Mercedes, implying that he was used.
  • Man gives presentation about changing next year's cat calendar to reflect real life, such as January: Spunky coughs up furball, March: Clyde misses litterbox.
  • Man lying on floor in Bakery World, "Where You Get the Attention You Deserve," with pie in his face, employee tells co-worker he deserved it.


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