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Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
Two cats on date, one cat thinks the other is embarrassing because he ordered white wine with gerbils.
Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
Woman thanks man for bone china, says he put so much of himself into it, man lies on floor implying he has no bones.
Man wonders if there is any hope since he met another girl who won't give him time of day, girl's wearing several clocks and watches.
Man thinks about date, he complimented service, asked for another date, showed her food on his dental floss, wonders why she got sick and left.
Bottle of wine at dating service, tells employee the girl for him should be complex, yet simple, smooth with character, delicate body, and bold.
Dorothy tells Dereck they haven't been dating, she's been researching a scientific study on undesirable men, she's done now, another researcher will follow up sometime.
One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.
Woman is now able to focus anger on boyfriend instead of self and feels relief.