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A clearly aged Charlie Brown sits on bench and wonders how he can get little gray-haired girl to notice him.
One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.
Car salesman at bar is upset, tells friend the girl never loved him, she just wanted good deal on Mercedes, implying that he was used.
Woman living with tooth fairy, surrounded by teeth, says it was fascinating first, but he doesn't clean up, he's out all night and dresses funny.
Man takes hanger out of closet, hanger begs him not to hang up the tacky polyester suit because he has a big date tonight.
Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
Two cats on date, one cat thinks the other is embarrassing because he ordered white wine with gerbils.
Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
Woman thanks man for bone china, says he put so much of himself into it, man lies on floor implying he has no bones.