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A revolver sits in chair watching TV while thinking how he doesn't need a date because it's good to watch TV alone every weekend.
Werewolf examines a bottle of moon block, realizing that it must be applied evenly since he has experienced a partial transformation under the full moon.
A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
One shark explains to another how her partner threatened to leave if she didn't share her scuba diver meal, so she gave him the finger.
Flight attendant, sensing turbulence in the relationship, puts her tray in an upright position - right in her boyfriend's face.
Man on one knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a ring with a worm coming out of it.
Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.
Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
Wife gives husband birthday gift of dent puller, touch-up paint, and auto body gift certificate, he asks if there's something she needs to tell him.