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Admiring dog meets dog who’s impressive smelly pee scent marking reputation is well known in park.
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Canine lady at dogs singles bar says don’t be fooled by tattooed neck bad boy’s outlaw appearance, really good boy.
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Single wine glass at bar tells martini margarita is cute but can’t get past salt flake dandruff flaw dating deal breaker.
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Single boulder on cellphone dating website rejects pushy looking Greek myth Sisyphus photo in bad first impression.
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Nervous beer pint tries to ask other beer at bar if it’s a lager but says are you larger by mistake.
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Woman worries about mustard stain while flock of birds threaten worse from above.
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A man squirts his new date with a cherry tomato by accident.
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Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.
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Pencil at party meets another pencil, thinks he's too short, kinda dull because his lead isn't sharp, and has worst toupee, a cap eraser.