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1992-02-26

Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
1992-02-25

Snowman mom tells son, Casey, to stop eating his nose, which is a carrot, or the neighbors will think she never feeds him.
1992-02-13

Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.
1992-02-12

Popeye on the phone with mom telling her he appreciates her negotiating his contract except for the clause having him eat spinach in each episode.
1992-02-05

Key reads scary story to small keys on a stormy night, book is called, "The Skeleton Key."
1992-02-03

Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.
1992-01-23

Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
1992-01-17

Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.
1992-01-16

A child Leaning Tower of Pisa sits on sofa, his mom yells at him to sit up straight or he'll ruin his posture.
1991-12-25

Child asks mom how Santa will get in house since they have no chimney, Santa is on the roof with an axe.
1991-12-20

Mom worried about son, Joey, because he just got done sitting on Count Santa's lap, he looks pale, nervous, and something is wrong with neck.
1991-12-07

The maternity ward for skeletons is full of tiny skeleton heads and crossbones, dad skeleton and child skeleton are looking in window.