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  • The three not-so-wise men make inconsiderate comments to their wives around Christmas.
  • A tick hides his head in a person's skin when his wife tries to argue with him.
  • A fork asks her husband where he learned to spoon.
  • A pearl wishes she'd listened when her mom told her to marry someone cultured.
  • Mr. Potatohead picks up sweet potatoes to share with his wife.
  • A man tells his wife he had his secretary on his laptop most of the day and she pours soup all over him.
  • The Jolly Green Giant plucks his nose hairs, which are vines.
  • A horse's wife is angry because her husband lies about having salt licks with his friends to get drunk.
  • A woman customizes her checks with pictures of her ex-husband's face when he found out how much money he had to give her in the divorce.
  • A man who is split down the middle asks if he's ever introduced his friend to his better half.
  • The three blind mice go to a weight loss clinic to quickly lose pounds off their butts.
  • A key goes to a hardware store to get himself duplicated so he can sneak out to play poker with his friends.