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Rejected apple in counseling left on tree tells therapist about hurt feelings.
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Mansplaining man tells lady vegetable salad actually fruits, wonders why rejected second date.
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Guitar on smartphone instruments dating website rejected by sexy saxophone’s no strings profile.
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Self-conscious guy burned clothes on fire after date’s nice shirts compliments become unenthusiastic greeting.
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Flirty man on smartphone texts girlfriend hey lover but autocorrect loser message insults angry date.
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Single wine glass at bar tells martini margarita is cute but can’t get past salt flake dandruff flaw dating deal breaker.
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Popular cash gift card party guest rival tough competition for snubbed greeting cards.
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Iphone in bed prefers scroll phone husband’s screen to Brad Pitt picture before sex.
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Willy Wonka alone at empty factory as no one wants to see disgusting meat sausages being made.
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Annoyed kitty rejects cat date’s poisonous flower bouquets, dangerous for cats.
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Man on deserted island with woman hopes she’ll swipe right on Tinder online dating app.
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Christmas tree on laptop regrets waiting till only lopsided trees left on online dates website.