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Rejected apple in counseling left on tree tells therapist about hurt feelings.
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Mansplaining man tells lady vegetable salad actually fruits, wonders why rejected second date.
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Guitar on smartphone instruments dating website rejected by sexy saxophone’s no strings profile.
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Napping kitties prefer to sleep on laundry, laptop, boxes, paperwork & plant instead of cat bed.
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Self-conscious guy burned clothes on fire after date’s nice shirts compliments become unenthusiastic greeting.
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Flirty man on smartphone texts girlfriend hey lover but autocorrect loser message insults angry date.
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Single wine glass at bar tells martini margarita is cute but can’t get past salt flake dandruff flaw dating deal breaker.
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Single boulder on cellphone dating website rejects pushy looking Greek myth Sisyphus photo in bad first impression.
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Popular cash gift card party guest rival tough competition for snubbed greeting cards.
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Iphone in bed prefers scroll phone husband’s screen to Brad Pitt picture before sex.
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No coal protesting faceless snowman sacrifices environment polluting greenhouse gas fossil fuel eyes, mouth & button.
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Veggies denying child refuses to eat dinner vegetables, tells mother he has asparagus hesitancy.