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  • Praying mantis says female with small head date is still on her diet.
  • Three head male praying mantis at bar flirting with female insect evolved to mate more than once.
  • Female peahen waits on bed for male peacock mate but his tail is too wide to fit through door.
  • Praying mantis on date at bar with decapitated mate complains we don’t talk anymore.
  • Praying mantis bugs at bar admit eat mates’ heads to avoid awkward eye contact after sex.
  • Angry bird mom in tree asks dad who broke fallen eggs what he means he’s been spring cleaning nest?
  • Female preying mantis on date runs into decapitated ex-husband in uncomfortable meeting.
  • Birds say rope pulled from embarrassed man’s fallen sweat pants perfect string to finish nest.
  • Glowing lightning bug’s tanned belly girlfriend noticed since dating she’s had strange tan lines.
  • Bird in bed warns mate it likes to get up early and chirp incessantly all morning.
  • Male middle aged preying mantis insect at bar prefers virginity & sexual abstinence to head loss sex.
  • Annoyed female bird thinks male’s bad karaoke song is worse than his mating dance.


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