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Impatient criminal waits as confused executioner assembles messed up Ikea guillotine wrong.
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A headsman has almost finished his bucket list.
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Dogs trying to destroy the vacuum bite the cord to see what happens.
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A turkey's head is cut off even though he read How To Keep Your Head in All Situations.
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Box of chocolates gets massacred on Valentine's Day by taster trying all the different flavors.
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A turkey is about to be cut off so the turkey hangs up the cell phone before really getting cut off.
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An executioner who can't concentrate invents rhinoplasty.
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Donuts are made by shooting a cannonball through the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Peanuts going into a peanut butter factory have heard that peanuts become spiritually unified inside.
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A James Bond villain sets up a ridiculous machine of death.