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Sneaky intoxicated Ninja Sloth suddenly drinks St. Patrick’s Day beer mug toast from surprised drinkers’ empty glasses.
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Alcoholic drink at bar is shocked by censored dirty martini’s filthy sexual pick up line swearing.
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Wasted drunken Xmas reindeer Rudolph mistakes lighted red stop signal for father’s glowing nose.
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Easter egg asks hungover broken shell eggs if it was only one didn’t get smashed last night.
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Wasted alcoholic complains bartender tried to take keys but Ninja Sloth steals his vehicle, stops him driving intoxicated.
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Wasted sloth in bar says he’ll regret drinking when hungover in three days.
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Horse game piece pulled over by police can’t walk straight in DUI intoxicated driving sobriety check.
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People enjoy swimming with dolphins in pool & day drinking alcohol with partying porpoises at resort.
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Bare branch deciduous tree complains drunk evergreen pine celebrates St. Patrick’s Day all year.
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Annoyed buffalo drinking water at bar tired of driving drunk beer buffalos.
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Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
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Man kept awake by loud partying lawn outside window has second thoughts about planting Mardi Grass.