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Bleeding man shaves face with razor & sees car of shark predators outside window.
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Veterinarian asks painfully scratched man how cat did getting in pet carrier.
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Dracula at liquor store says wine customer’s birthdate was a good year.
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Misbehaving kitty cat plays gross & messy feline bingo games destroying house and hurting owner each day.
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Nurse uses all-natural kitten claws for hospital patient blood test needles.
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Vampire at restaurant tells date he tried going vegan but you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.
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Cat fills in feline Mad Libs story about great day scratching expensive items, biting owner, puking and napping.
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Medical receptionist at World Blood Donor Day blood drive tells masked serial killer with bag that most people donate their own blood.
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Police thermometers at crime scene wonder if thermometer was murdered in the first or second degree.