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1992-04-08

Child E asks Dad E if he'll grow up capitalized like dad, dad says yes, but he has to stay away from drugs, guns, and white-out.
1992-04-04

Restaurant for birds in a tree called Homestyle Restaurant, sign boasts that food is just like mothers used to regurgitate.
1992-04-02
1992-03-26

Mom can tell Spike the dog isn't happy with Bobby's new Mr. Potatohead because he has hat, eyes, mouth, and hands stuck to his backside.
1992-03-10

One typewriter tells another her son discovered his Shift key, and now he's starting to say curse words with symbols instead of letters, like #@!%.
1992-02-26

Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
1992-02-25

Snowman mom tells son, Casey, to stop eating his nose, which is a carrot, or the neighbors will think she never feeds him.
1992-02-13

Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.
1992-02-12

Popeye on the phone with mom telling her he appreciates her negotiating his contract except for the clause having him eat spinach in each episode.
1992-02-05

Key reads scary story to small keys on a stormy night, book is called, "The Skeleton Key."
1992-02-03

Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.
1992-01-23

Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."