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  • Two snowmen can't tell the difference between eyes and teeth, because theirs are made of coal.
  • The emperor is easy to shop for because you can get him empty boxes and he'll think they're full of clothes.
  • A couple kisses and the man sees fireworks, so he gets eye surgery to make them go away.
  • Mr. Potatohead goes as a Cyclops for Halloween.
  • A skeleton woman is offended when a skeleton man doesn't look at her eye sockets.
  • The moon orders dessert, so it's not full yet.
  • A dog climbs a mountain to receive wisdom and learns that disobedience is okay if no one sees it.
  • A man gets contact lenses that darken in the sunlight.
  • Bifocals aren't enough for a fly -- he needs millifocals.
  • Marge Simpson's ultrasound shows Lisa with a spiky head.
  • A cat sees the world as a series of beds.
  • Picasso's X-rays show a Cubist style skull.