Salesman delivers aggressive sales pitch explaining how four-bladed razors work, with the first razor distracting, second razor grabbing, third razor punching, and fourth razor cutting.
Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
Man walking into ladies' intimate apparel store hopes no one saw him, not realizing there's a big celebration waiting because he's the one millionth customer.