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  • Fish in traffic helicopter says there is major tie-up in Red Sea because guy is holding stick, sea is parted, implying that man is Moses.
  • Husband orange tells judge he wants divorce because he wanted kids and wife never told him she was seedless.
  • Swim instructor at Wicked Witch Swimming Lessons thinks lesson isn't going good because witches in pool are melting.
  • One fish tells another it was a real swift move to buy a dehumidifier because their fishbowl is almost empty.
  • Restaurant for birds in a tree called Homestyle Restaurant, sign boasts that food is just like mothers used to regurgitate.
  • Two felines dining out in restaurant, one cat is embarrassed because he laughed and food came out his nose, mouse is hanging out of nose.
  • Cup of yogurt stands in front of mirror, shocked to see he's actually a cup of yogurt and upset because his expiration date is tomorrow.
  • Woman tells friend she goes into isolation chamber in her home when she wants to make tuna sandwich because she has house full of cats.
  • Man learns not to handle contacts after eating pistachios because his fingers turned pink, now everything looks pink, including walls, shirt, tie, and face.
  • If people looked like breath smelled, first boss is dog, subway man is onion, some people are cigarettes, 8th grade teacher is pile of poop.
  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.