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  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • One typewriter tells another her son discovered his Shift key, and now he's starting to say curse words with symbols instead of letters, like #@!%.
  • Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.
  • Popeye on the phone with mom telling her he appreciates her negotiating his contract except for the clause having him eat spinach in each episode.
  • Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.
  • Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
  • Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.
  • Child asks mom how Santa will get in house since they have no chimney, Santa is on the roof with an axe.
  • Mom worried about son, Joey, because he just got done sitting on Count Santa's lap, he looks pale, nervous, and something is wrong with neck.
  • The maternity ward for skeletons is full of tiny skeleton heads and crossbones, dad skeleton and child skeleton are looking in window.