Scientists make a pit bull tree that can defend itself in the rain forest.
Magician's Assistant has two small coffins as was sawed in half.
At the post office for nails, hammers are in the most wanted posters.
Salesperson for IRS stamp company can't ever find anyone at home.
Linus makes giant pumpkin pie from great pumpkin.
Doctor prescribes painful suggestions for patient on April Fools Day.
Employee considers asking for raise as boss's tie is caught in machinery.
Egg goes to beauty salon to get a dye job.
Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.
A student in a philosophy class accidentally brings Play-Dough instead of Plato.
John McEnroe argues with mother about his bathroom performance.
Plant's plan to grow up to lady flower in planter doesn't factor in toro mower.