Couple receives a form letter thank you note.
The mother of the bride writes the vows and makes comments about groom.
Fortune Teller sees cat fur on client and impresses client.
Dogs ask home owner where they are moving with their trash cans.
Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.
Woman with many cats warns man she is about to use the can opener.
Clyde meets death in the bathroom and they brush teeth together.
Man's resume boasts of his beer drinking skills.
The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.
Chocolate frosted birthday cake become white when bird poops on cake.
A basketball player's foot vanishes because he uses cream to make athlete's foot disappear.
Man tells son he is listening to the very best of America and it is a list of first responders and o