Fortune Teller sees cat fur on client and impresses client.
The mother of the bride writes the vows and makes comments about groom.
Couple receives a form letter thank you note.
Tin cans married and tied behind a bumper wonder what happens next.
People having party in man's house, woman shows him mortgage agreement fine print that says employees of bank can party at residence any time.
Turtle locks himself out of his shell, he is standing next to shell naked and using wire hanger to try and open shell.
Husband tells wife about "undo" feature on computer, wishes life had same feature for if something gets broken, cheat on wife, say something stupid.
Godzilla destroys bed and breakfast house, as he's getting ready to eat someone in a bed, he says that bed and breakfast seems redundant.
At Mungo Lightbulb Manufacturing, all the lights are out, it's completely dark, one employer tells another they have to fix electrical system because it's embarrassing.
In boxing ring, announcer introduces careless bagboy with milk in one corner, loaf of bread in cellophane bag in other corner, bread wants new manager.
Laundry inside washer talk about how fun wash cycle was, especially spin cycle, shirt upset because he missed out since he was inside out.