Assembly plant has difficulty fitting satellite dishes in cars for satellite radio.
Young person is thankful that he is not the PR person for Anthrax band.
Man tells son he is listening to the very best of America and it is a list of first responders and o
A basketball player's foot vanishes because he uses cream to make athlete's foot disappear.
Chocolate frosted birthday cake become white when bird poops on cake.
The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.
Man's resume boasts of his beer drinking skills.
Clyde meets death in the bathroom and they brush teeth together.
Woman with many cats warns man she is about to use the can opener.
Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.
Dogs ask home owner where they are moving with their trash cans.