Cupid accidentally grabs his archery bag instead of the magic love arrows.
Monty Hall's house has three front doors.
Singer's lyrics reveal that he is having affair with drummer's wife.
Plant's plan to grow up to lady flower in planter doesn't factor in toro mower.
John McEnroe argues with mother about his bathroom performance.
A student in a philosophy class accidentally brings Play-Dough instead of Plato.
Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.
Egg goes to beauty salon to get a dye job.
Employee considers asking for raise as boss's tie is caught in machinery.
Doctor prescribes painful suggestions for patient on April Fools Day.
Linus makes giant pumpkin pie from great pumpkin.
Salesperson for IRS stamp company can't ever find anyone at home.