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Bad kitty eats pet fish & tells owner to refill empty fishtank.
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Sneaky cat gaslights owners lying that keys jumped off table, couch came ruined, shed fur not his & hasn’t been fed.
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Sneaky ninja sloth moves champagne bottle & surprises guy counting down New Year’s with uncomfortable anal cork pop.
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Gross dog archaeologist has 5 Century Rule to eat medieval garbage artifacts dug in hole.
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Aliens’ flying saucer beam drops abducted human, says five second rule & picks back up.
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Cat forgets New Year’s Eve party confetti but kitty guests cheer improvised shed pet hair midnight countdown celebration substitution.
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Dog tells dog spilling dinner on floor millions seconds rule means it’s still ok to eat.
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Annoyed digital alarm clock at New Year’s party is left out of fun hand raising midnight celebrations.
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Dog in confessional tells priest tricks owners to feed second breakfast.
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Gross spoof Dinty-Moore brand can label for risky expired Denty More beef stew.
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A clown waitress offers seconds of pie to clowns who have pies smashed on their faces.
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Cats need a timer to show how soon they'll start scratching you.